AU: The Chari and Jinx Chronicles.

Charissa laughs as well. “Well, I don’t really know what to call you.” She giggles. “I guess you’re just Jinxy.” She grins. “Not my fault, she was the one who come to me... the second time.” She grinned, then finished her drink. “Ah, well, I probably slept with him too.” Charissa takes her hair out of it’s pony tail, then lets her long black hair fall to it’s side, and replaced it with a black skull cap. “Well, another good thing that came out of thing that came out of this is that I don’t have to act as prep as before... but I think it’s rubbed off.”

She laughs, then takes a drink of her beer as Patrick does something stupid, as expected. “Aye, old times. I remember that one day you came into my room completely wasted...” She winked to Jinx. She was sure she would have remembered that. Squidward immediately said something sarcastic to Patrick, and she took of her socks.

“And what good life it is to live.”

Jinx tilted her head. "I don't really think I am anything...yeah, just Jinx," she said, putting her beer between her legs as she re-tied her hair. "Okay, so she came to you the second time. Who thought it up the first time? Bet ten bucks I don't have that it was you," she said, picking up her beer again. She passed another to Charissa, seeing the Charissa had finished her first.

"Oh God. Preppiness is not allowed in here, girl. Get out of my apartment," she said, obviously joking. Then Jinx dropped her head, trying not to laugh. "God, I remember that...let's be real here, you didn't kick me out, either," she said, looking down as her phone buzzed. Eugh, he was calling, and she quickly turned the phone off. Jinx shook her head, looking down at her already minimal outfit.

"Damn. Wrong day to wear shorts and a tank top," she said, shrugging the shirt over her head. "What does that say about us, two room mates feeling sorry for themselves and playing Spongebob drinking games?"

Charissa grinned, pulling a ten out of her pocket and holding it up. "...guess who...~” She took the beer and opened it.

Charissa giggles and hugs Jinx. “You won’t kick me out though, cause you wuv me, right Jinxy?~” She smiles. “And why would I kick you out? We had fun~” She saw who was calling, but decided not to push it and ask what that was about.

Charissa smiled. “No, today was a good day to.” She said, then watched as Spongebob laughed, and she removed her own shirt.” She also took a sip of her beer. “I call it taking a day for ourselves. We can suck it up tomorrow. For now, let’s have a little fun.”

Jinx raised her eyebrows. "Tell me that ten is for me. If it is, I'm great at this guessing game," she said, receiving Charissa's hug. "I won't kick you out. Yet. If I find four guys in my bed and you in the middle, however, we may have to re-evaluate things," she said, winking. Then she laughed again.

"Yeah. We had so much fun your mom almost caught us," she said, remembering the mad scramble afterwards. She put the phone in her pocket, rolling her eyes. "Marketing," she said, matter-of-factly.

Jinx rolled her eyes, sighing as Spongebob laughed. She was fast running out of clothing. She double checked the blinds were down. She wasn't up for unknowingly entertaining the guys across the way today. She'd done that once, on accident, of course.

Never again.

"Why does fun with you always end up in neither of us wearing pants?" she asked, sliding her shorts off.

Charissa nods. “Of course the ten is for you, you guessed right.” She passes it to Jinx with a smile. “And fine, I’ll only bring three with me.~” Charissa said, joking. Mostly. She laughed and took another swig.

Charissa laughed. “Oh yeah! I had to stuff you under the bed, then huddle under some covers. Still surprised we pulled that off. She was like ‘Are you alright? I could have sworn I heard another voice in here...’” She smiled, then took off another article of clothing. It seemed like she was running out fast as well.

“Because pantsless fun is the best kind of fun.” She cooed with a grin that could really only be described as slightly perverted. “Plus, you have nice legs~”

Jinx took the ten and put it in her shorts pocket, which were now on the floor. Jinx shrugged. "Three is better than four. Seriously, how can you work with three? Don't they get greedy?" she asked, laughing and drinking.

"Yeah, I would not recommend hiding under beds. Not exactly fun," she said. "Still can't believe no one heard me climbing up to your window, I'd walked from Johnny's party to yours, climbed the trellis because I felt bad you couldn't go," she said, remembering. "Man, I'm such a good friend," she said, laughing. "I'm sure she heard more than a voice," she said, laughing again.

"True, all the great stuff happens without pants," she admitted, snorting at Charissa's smile. "You're such a pervert. Just for that, I hope Squidward doesn't say anything for this entire episode," she said. That had nothing to do with the fact she was just sitting in her underwear.

"My legs are pale, though, I'm surprised you're not blind from the light right now."

Charissa grins. “Oh, I have my ways Jinxy, don’t you worry about that.~” Charissa laughed as well, then took a swig even though she didn’t have to. “The trick is...” She whispered something very obscene into Jinx’s ear. “Try that next time.~” She winked to her, then giggled.

Charissa chuckles. “Well, it was worth it. She probably thought I was going crazy, saying my own name over and over again.” She said with a wink. “It was probably much better than Johnny’s party anyway. My parents didn’t let me go because they thought was was a ‘problem child.’ Apparently a bad influence on me.” She then pecked Jinx’s cheek with a grin. “The best.”

Squidward: I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

“Uh oh, guess who said something...” She took of her hat. “And look at what you have left!” Her grin had gone slightly more perverted.

Jinx rolled her eyes. "Oh, I'm aware," she stated, before laughing even harder at what Charissa whispered. "I guess I'll have to remember that," she said, untying her hair, drinking again. This really was just like old times.

"True. Unexpected, but worth it, I guess. Most moms would be too scared to walk in there, afraid what they might see," she said, laughing. "Be glad I'm not a screamer," she said, in all seriousness. "It was better than Johnny's party, if I remember correctly. The problem child was definitely you. You were a bad influence on me!" she joked, shaking her head.

Jinx rolled her eyes. "Hey, you little creep, I've still got my hair ti-" she trailed off, reaching for it before realizing she'd untied her hair. "Ho damn," she stated, putting the beer down and making the executive decision on her bra, which she then threw at Charissa.

"You little pervert, you knew this was going to happen all along," Jinx said, folding her arms before picking up the beer and downing it. It was going to be a long day.

Charissa smiled wide. "You should. And with your training, I'm sure you'd be able to pull it off."

"I was a perfect little angel when I was inside my house... most of the time, of course. My mom would have never thought that I would do something like that~" She giggles. "But if you where a screamer, it would be more fun. 'pecially in class...." She giggled once more. "I wasn't a bad influence on anyone... I just have... unorthodox thoughts towards certain things. Mainly sex, and school." Charissa wasn't dump by any means, in fact, she was excelling in her classes when she put in the effort, but that was it. She had to actually put in any effort.

Charissa caught the bra with a smile, slipping it into her pocket. "And you only have one article of clothing left Jinxy. What do you say happens if you lose?" She grins to Jinx. "You shouldn't have let me pick the episode, love.~"

Jinx laughed. She was feeling the effects of alcohol, her tongue loosening. "Oh yeah? Tell that to my boyfriend. I'm sorry, ex-boyfriend," she said, looking down. "I mean, it wasn't just about the sex, but he just dumped me out of nowhere, you know?"

"Ha, my mom gave up the time she caught me and my stupid ex boyfriend. You know, the first time we were an item. God, that was awkward. I mean, we didn't stop, but that was awkward," she relayed, shaking her head and laughing. "God, can you imagine? Mrs. Jennings might actually have paid attention to the class," she said, remembering the high school days. "My God, we were terrible. Your unorthodox thoughts rubbed off on me, in any case..."

She rolled her eyes. "We all know what you'd have me do. I think, when I lose, we facetime that jerk who dumped me and lay into him. I hope he's with his Princeton room mates so they can think I'm super trashy and judge him. They probably won't, but I hope they do..." she stated. "Then, I propose we party until the sun comes up again. You picked the episode. I get to choose what to do when the nakedness comes, because we all know it's coming," she replied, with a sigh.

Charissa hadn't downed as many drinks as Jinx yet, so she didn't completely feel it's effects. "Yeah? Well, he really doesn't know know what he's missing. I'd consider myself so lucky to have someone You're such a great person, and you have a pretty great body too~." She meant everything that she said.

"Ooh really? You all didn't stop either? I wonder how long she was there until you all noticed her...~" Charissa laughs as well. "I'm sure she knew what we where doing the whole time. But, we had more or less of a mutual understanding." She seemed to remember something. "Oh, I don't think I ever told you, I got with Mrs. Jennings as well, on school grounds after hours. And judging solely on those cute panties of yours, I rubbed off on you quite a bit." She stuck two fingers in her underwear and snapped it playfully.

Charissa grins. "We should totally do that... I could make you look super trashy if you let me. Let me on you, then it they would think he bought you as an escort." She giggled. "Sounds good to me."

Jinx shrugged. "I know it was the stupid blonde on the archery team. I'm sorry. I'm normally not this bitter. Just let me rant, okay? I mean...I'm pretty sure he wasn't cheating, but he wanted too, which is sort of kind of the same not really but it is," she said, nodding her head, before smiling at Charissa. "For what it's worth, that helps," she said, blowing a strand of pink hair from her face.

Jinx cringed at the memory. "I think she was there for long enough. We were...You know what we were like, you walked in on us once too," she recalled, laughing. "At least you had the decency to not, you know, stare. The entire. Time," she said, remembering that none too fondly."You...Mrs Jennings? Really?" she said, raising an eyebrow before laughing again. "Despite all the time we spent together, I have yet to sleep with a teacher. I'm thinking I probably won't," she stated, rolling her eyes.

It came time for her to strip...again, and she sighed, baring all, downing her beer, and turning her phone back on. "We are totally face timing him right now and getting to the bottom of this. But...do you think I should be clothed for this? I think it might counteract the fact I'm slightly drunk right now," she asked, chewing her lip.

Charissa chuckled. "Her? She's not even all that hot." She said, and smiled gently to Jinx, wrapping her arms around her from behind. "It's fine, let it out, your in a safe place, with someone to talk to."

Charissa giggles. "Oh, I remember that. Sure was a pleasant surprise." She said with a giggle. "Nice to see what you look like while on the other side...." She looked up with surprise when she said her mother was watching. "Must have made for an awkward dinner conversation." She laughed. "Yeah, and let me tell you, she was a freak. Not my levels of freak, but a freak none the less. You ever seen the she looked at me, she looked almost hungry... and, you have to try it, it's so much fun sitting in the class and then you lock eyes, remembering what you two did and laughing quietly. Plus, you never get detention. Ever." She said, chuckling. She took off her glasses this time. She was in her bra and her jeans at the moment, because of the amount of clothes she was wearing.

She looked to Jinx, who was now completely naked. "I haven't seen you completely naked in too long... say after this we have a little fun later like old times? But, for now, lets go with your plan... If you wanna go trashy, keep them off. If you want them to take you more seriously, put on a bra and some panties. Preferably some sexy ones..."

Jinx snorted. "She's got really, really great hair though. Damn. I'm jealous. Charissa, I'm jealous. Slap me, please. I don't do jealous," she said, letting Charissa hug her. "I've never been dumped before. I do the dumping. This so, so isn't okay," she said, running a hand down her face.

Jinx couldn't help but smile. "We learned our lesson after his uncle walked in on us. We needed to start locking doors," she said, then she nodded. "I know what you mean though...I've walked in on you enough times to know," she concluded, nodding. "Oh, dinner was definitely awkward, especially because he was staying for dinner," she added, before her eyebrows raised. "Really? but Mrs. Jennings always wore those turtlenecks and she had that cat carpetbag," she said, trying not to laugh. "My god, you were actually the normal one of the two. How strange!" she said, joking. "Though I could do with an A or two on my assignments," she said, before glaring at Charissa's mostly clothed state. She gestured to it. "That is so unfair. Cheater."

Jinx laughed again, standing. "Like, what, four years maybe? Three? I dunno, maybe at that last Christmas party...though that Christmas party is mostly a blur. My liver still hasn't recovered, so that might have been the last time. You know, what's weird is you're the only girl I actually do. Weird." Charissa then propositioned her, and Jinx had to admit, it had been a while...but she wasn't sure. "Hold that thought. We have more serious issues right now. I need to seem like I'm not super torn up about this. I have an idea..." she said, diving into her room and digging through her clothes. Nice underwear: check. Loosely done up shirt: check. Not looking like a total wreck: semi-check.

"This is gunna have to do, Charissa. It's time," she said, as though this was a military operation. She pressed the button, and he picked up, with his red hair and his light eyes and that stupid pretty face. And for once, Jinx was at a loss.

Charissa chuckles. "I'll let you off with a warning this time, but if you ever ask me to slap you while you're naked, you should know where I'm aiming." She smiles lightly, hugging her for a bit. "I know how you feel, Jinxy...” She patted her head, smiling as she ran her hand down her hair.

Charissa laughs. “You learned the lesson, but you all sure didn’t implement it much.” Charissa said with a grin. "You all came into my room one day when I went into my closet and had at it. You all didn’t even know I was home you kinky little jinx.~” Charissa raised an eyebrow. “Oh, he did? Your father must have been pissed.” She giggled, and nodded. “Oh yeah, she was quite the case.... did stuff I would have never believed... It was in fact very strange.” She said with a grin. “I’m sorry you decided to dress so skimpy today Jinxy~”

“Four years? That’s way too long...” She said with a smile. “That’s because you could never hope to find someone as good as me.~” She then nodded. “Alright, you’re right, it’s game time.” She looked at Jinx when she got dressed. “Aww... just promise me you’ll take it off later...”

Charissa noticed that Jinx was faltering, and silently egged her on. Giving her a thumbs up and all.