Misrepresentation (Ama Pm for invite)

So there was Arachnikid. Atop one of the largest buildings in all of Jump City. He was sat on the roof, his legs dangling in the clear breeze as he drank a soda, whilst looking down below for any signs of trouble. He was coming to the end of his drink when he spotted something. There seemed to be some sort of confusion going on at the Bank. On closer inspection, it seemed as though one of Godzillas abandoned ugly children was attacking.

"Why do I always get the ugly ones?"

Throwing his drink away, Arachnikid got to his feet, stood on the very edge of the building. Few moments later, and he fell off, free falling down through the sky. He was one for thrills and stunts, opting to use a web line at the last second as he swung towards the bank. A few fancy flips as well for style, he finally dropped down in front of the creature. Squatting down as usual, poised and ready for whatever comes next.

"You are aware you can now bank online, right?"

"Dude, eating me... bad idea. I'll probably clog an artery or something. However, I can offer you a webbed variety"

Arachnikid shot forth two lines of webbing towards Tib, each latching onto different teeth of the monster.

"I'm no Dentist. But I'm not against ripping those massive teeth out... anesthetic not available"

"Ahhhhh!"

Arachnikid would yell as he was pulled towards Tib. Thought about halfway towards him, Arachnikid launched himself up in the air, effectively leaving Tib with nothing to punch at the end of the webbing. Still, he was in the air, falling down on top of Tib with his feet pressed forth to deliver a good ol' kick on the cranium.

Thankfully Arachnikid managed to flip backwards, landing on his feet. That strike seemed to do very little, but then he wasn't too surprised. Perhaps dazed the creature for a few seconds is all.

"Well, before I forget. After this, follow me on Twitter at @Arachni- AHHH!"

Interrupted again as he narrowly managed to avoid that sweeping kick, just leaping over it in enough time. Second later and he would have been hit. Not too shabby for a blind thing.

I guess Arachnikid's Danger Intuition deserves a round of applause here, really. Or 'Rachni Sense, whatever. It seems to be doing the trick, forseeing the attacks made, helping Arachnikid to remain in this fight. Let's face it, he is punching way above his weight limi-. After avoiding a few of the strikes, the last one hit as he tripped over his own feet. Arachnikid was sent flying through the air, hitting the nearest wall with a thud. But rather than slide down it, he was stuck there, for now.

"So not cool"

Well that's nice, he won't die today. Arachnikid had looked down to see the creature trying to find him, and well. Stealth was the action that needed to be taken. As quietly as he could, Arachnikid crawled along the wall, to the ceiling. Crawling along to create some distance between them, strike with surprise.

"Thief?"

How was Arachnikid the thief? He's the one who's trying to stop the big ol' monster, he's the one who saves the day and is rejected by all the girls! He's the hero here! He would drop off the ceiling, landing firmly down on his feet. Scratching the back of his head, he had to ask.

"So, between the two of us... I'm the villain? Really? I get out hero'd by a giant Alien who can't see? ...god damn it"