Character wars!

OOC: Foalfire, you post just made my day!

BIC: (sortof)
[ Honest, Fake, Backlash, and I suddenly appear at this scene of craziness! ]

HONEST:You've been NEGLECTING US IS THIS THREAD, NOAAAHHH! *dramatic wail-flail of arms and voice*

FAKE: Oh, shut up and quit being such a drama queen!

Me: *coughs* King.

FAKE: Can you really say that with 100% assurance, Noah?

Me: Erm....

HONEST: (suddenly distracted by Nikki's insistent replies that she isn't a rodent) Whatsa mustilid?

Me: I dunno... Fake? How about you?

FAKE: I think she means a mustelid, and in that case, I believe it is the classification of creatures belonging to the weasel or weasel-like family, also know as Mustelidae, in the order Carni–

HONEST: :U Know it all...

BACKLASH: Can we go now?

Me: No. I'm starting to be entertained now. *gasp* Wait, is that a calculus book!? NOOOOOOOO!

Me: *just sits there with a blank expression on his face, having gave up trying to stop Furi from doing stupid stuff*

Furi: *looks at Fake, then at the remains of the calculus book, then back at Fake then at the book again* What?.......Ah, whatever! *throws the book at Fake, literally*

Me: MY HOMEWORK!!!! *is trying to scrounge up the papers* Do you people want me to repeat my senior year!

Jay: Well if it means more creative writing club role playing, then yes.

Nikki: she's in a creative writing club? AND SHE DIDN'T USE ME IN THE ROLEPLAYS!?

Me: uh, we were only allowed one charrie...

Nikki: AND YOU CHOOSE HER! *points at Jay*

Me: last year yeah, cuz she was my ONLY character.

Nikki: Use me this year!!!

Me: uh oh.....

Jay: WHAT!!! WHY YOU!?

Nikki: cuz I know that calcusus is math. Not a story book!

Me: you can say that again....

Jay: ...... what's math? does it have sugar?

Me: I know I made you with a brain....

Nikki: yeah, a bird brain...

Jay: TAKE THAT BACK!!! *airial tackles Nikki*

Nikki: *tackles back as a ferret and they start fighting in a cloud of dust, running into various other characters on here*

Me: >.> *sits down and tries to finish my economics homework*

Katera: *doesnt have any pizza boxes* someone is hungry again or not,while my creator is hiding from me

Me: AND ECONOMICS! AHHHHHHHHHHH! *beat* Wait, is that that subject-thingy with the, uh.... moneystuffs like jet-engine fuel, oil, and McDonald's Big Mac's? Does this mean that I have to know that stuff in order to pass the U.S. citizenship test, or I'll be tagged and bagged as an illegal immigrant-like Russian spy? O.o

Honest, Fake, Backlash: *stares*

Me: What? It's a good thing to know, isn't it? And since when did the U.S.A. offer CREATIVE ROLEPLAYING courses? Ahhhhhhh! Can I go know? Can I go now?

Fake: You saw the new "Captain America" movie, didn't you?

Backlash: Yeah he did, like SIX times!

Honest: THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION! >:U

Fake, Backlash: How would you know!?

Honest: *coughs* Uhh... well, um, he copped out on me after the third time...

Me: *glares sinisterly at Honest*

Honest: *cowers, then turns to Katera* Psssst! Hey, I don't have any pizza, but that white-haired girl with the ponytail over there makes some pretty good quesadillas... if she won't give any to you, you can just turn on that Spanish channel called "Telemundo" and she'll be so absorbed that she won't even see you take some!

Fake: You know, we can all hear you. And wait, you make quesadillas, Kat? ...and watch the Spanish Channel? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Backlash: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEV, YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I'M GOING TO GRIND YOUR FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT FOR THAT!

Honest: EEEEEEEEEEK!!! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Me: Okay... time to take cover now... someone get out the barricades, please!

I go over and nudge the torn apart Calculus book with my foot.

Me: ...I...I...What am I supposed to do about page 103 numbers 50 to 94!?

I pound my head on the wall.

Scope: Hey! You're looking at this all wrong! You're free now!

I turn back and look amazed.

Me: Free??

*Pause*

Thr33: Free to do more threads with me?

Me: Ah, we've got an evil duo with you and Kaiser now. Take it easy!

Scope and I jump onto the super comfy Titans East couch and fight over the remote but Scope eventually wins and turns to the tennis channel.

Me: Huh, it's funny. I actually play tennis and I hate watching this...

Haruhi: *goes after a torn page from the torn book that begins to flutter away in the small breeze.* Nyaaaaaa<3 *starts batting at it and tossing it happily*

Kunoichi: *runs to kitchen and runs back with tray of quesadillas.* did some one say quesadillas.

Me: *makes sour face at them,* you know I'm sick and tired of quesadillas, I eat them everyday.(I is Hispanic for those who didn't and wanted to know.) can't we have Chinese or Japanese food for a change. <3

Haruhi:*Tackles Kunoichi and steals a quesadilla, hiding in the corner she noms on the quesadilla while purring loudly.* mmmmm...,cheese<3

Me:>.>'

Toji:(Squirms underneath Nikkis foot)This is so embarrassing....

Me:(Snorts)it's what ya get!

*I sit in the corner reading the new JL#1*

Superboy: What's that you're reading?

Me: Nothing >>

Katera: *in her mind* ugh im with crazy fools

-Walks in with Annie next to me-

Annie: Erm...this is the kitten appreciation club right?

Me: Clearly not, you've taken us the wrong way again you goof

Annie: Well at least I don't watch Soul Eater and drink Sprite all day

Me: Hey! I've only recently got into watching Soul Eater! And whats so wrong about liking Sprite huh?

Annie: Someone's a moody Miss

Me: Don't make me hurt you >.>

Furi: CATFIGHT! *gets out his popcorn*

Me: *sighs and slaps Furi upside the head* 1. Your an idiot 2. Your puns SUCK and 3. Leave the girl alone

Furi: Ah, WHATEVER! I'm going to watch that cool movie again *heads off to the Cinemaplex*

Me: I don't know whats on those tests, Honest. all I know is the stupid economics test is tomorrow.

Jay: when are you gonna make my profile for creative writing club?!

Me: creative writing isn't a grade, so when i get the chance.

nikki: *sniffs* food.

Me: Good luck with the economics test

Annie: Yeah good luck with it

-Both playing on Tatsunoko VS Capcom for the Wii-

Me: YEAH! Chun-Li and Ryu tag team ftw!

Annie: Eh, I'll just spam Saki's grenades then won't I, then I can use Jun the Swan to finish you off

Me: If you get a chance to escape from Ryu's legendary Hadouken

Annie: Let's just see about that shall we? Loser has to clean the kitchen, and I mean all of it, floor and all

Me: Fine by me, prepare to get the mop out

-Both sat on the sofa button mashing the Wii remotes-

Toji:(Hrins up at Nikki)Let me up?

Me:(Smacks Toji on the head with a huge holy fan)Silence,demon!!

Toji:....When I get up,I'm gonna turn you into a pretzel..