Character wars!

Zack: But I wanted to play!

Me: You know, I've just realized... This topic is really big...

Zack: Why wouldn't it be? It makes too much sense for it to be small. *Goes back to tackling Nikki*

Me: I can see it now "Crazed idiot killed by giant ferret." Tomorrow's headlines will be interesting.

Zack: Well, yea? Your face!

Me: *Facepalm*

Kunoichi: can you set me free?

Me: Why? this is interesting.

Kunoichi: *struggles*

Me: *sits by Jays creator and grabs a handful of popcorn*

Jay: Aw my pet newbie wants something. *stratches her head* do you have fleas? *gets a huge tub of water and dunks Kunoichi in it* Yeah!

Nikki: *starts laughing as Jay torchures the newbie* Oh poor newbie.

Me: *is still eating popcorn and is enjoying the insanity*

Jay: Can I have some popcorn?

Me: *points to the warning that says "for creators only"*

Jay: Aw, so not fair....

Me: I had no idea this topic existed. Fun though.

Alyss: Shut up, get back to revising.

Me: You're not the boss of me woman. I created you!

Alyss: OH, FEAR.

Me: Crap, guys, I gotta go. Have fun with the torture. I'd recommend thumbscrews.

Me: Jay you can torture Kunoichi all you like just don't destroyer cause i don't want to fill another form and start all over again of trying to get her approved.

Kunoichi: Wait, What?! *turns to Jay* And no i don't have fleas. *trys to pull out ninja star*

Me: Come on Kunoichi play fair no knives.

Kunoichi: Fair? She tide me up and dumped water on me and you want Me to play fair!?

Me: yes.

Kunoichi: *looks at everyone else with puppy eyes* help.

Jay: *Is dragging around Newbie on a leash* Come on newbie, time for you to go n a walk. lol.

Me: Geez Jay she's not a dog.

Jay: oh... does she use a liter box then?

Me: *palmface* how much sugar did you have today?

Jay: uhh...... to much?

Me: probably.

Nikki: *grabs Zack by the back of his jacket and shakes him then throws him as far as she can, then curls up again in ferret form.*

JaK: Sooo I hear Spider-Girl is turning into some kinda harlot now? *snicker*

Liz: Shut up Sage, you're just mad because I made you drop seedlets in your lil wooden pants in our fight together when you mouthed off to me.

JaK: Pfft you WISH! Don't think you're bad just because you have your little web-shooters and can hop around. I've been free running since before I COULD run and I don't need super powers for that one!

Liz: OH really, that sounds like a challenge.

JaK: Anytime you wanna go "Bug" what's the wager

Me: *Watches idlely* ...I miss Ben.

Liz: If I win, you gotta work all my shifts at the Pizza Shack and Burger Hut Jr. for the MONTH and you need to use those giant hands of yours to massage my feet. Drop kicking thugs in the face can really wear and tear the cuticles if you know what I mean.

Me:

JaK: Alright you're on, and if I WIN you gotta re-build my Hoverbike from scratch and four more like it. Seeing as your a science wiz and all that shouldn't be a problem, right...Oh, and did I mention you gotta wear a bikini the entire time while I lay back with a lemonade and watch?

Liz: You're sick you know that?

Me: Actually that sounds like a pretty good idea.

Liz: *Angry glare*

Me: *Slowly scoots away* <_<

Me: Pervert.

Brianna: Go Liz! Oh, and Shadow's ghost is swearing that she'll come back eventually and rip off JaK's head for that.

Alissa: That'd be interesting.

Me: Ah, Shadow... So violent. It's tempting to write her revival thread right now, just so I can bring her back into this.

Brianna: She says you're already in trouble for taking so long.

Me: Then again, I am kinda tired... Maybe I'll do it another time...

Me: lol.

Jay: *scoots away from Jak* come on newbie, its not safe over there...

Nikki: *also scoots away* Oh, who's shadow?

Jay: another winged person who LOCKED ME IN A BOX!!!!

Me: oh yeah.... you should bring her back! ^.^

Jay: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!!!

Me: well I do have another character now.... >,>

Jay: WHAT!

Nikki: YES!

Me: but then again, your fun to embarrass. ^.^

Jay: YES! ...wait... WHAT! *grabs newbie* PROTECT ME NEWBIE!!!

*JaK & Spidey in a hand stand walking competition*

Liz: Getting tired yet? Maybe you should absorb some concrete because you're not looking so sturdy JaK?

JaK: Give me a break, it's been 20 minutes and I don't have eight legs backing me up. But, don't worry I don't need powers for this, just skill & will.

*Lifts up his arm so he's balancing on one hand and begins doing push ups to try and show off*

Liz: Way to stay optimistic. Keep that good attitude up Sage...

*Liz Suddenly switches to balancing on two fingers with one hand behind her back while JaK's jaw drops*

Liz: It'll make it that much sweeter when I beat you.

Me: *eats popcorn* Awesome *munch munch* Now juggle chainsaws, ya!? *nom nom*

Me: I think it's about time we got in on this

Dan: Whatever you say, I'm joining in with the handstand competition. SHAZAM

*Dan changes into Captain Daxam and does a handstand using his pinky finger*

Captain Daxam: This looks fun, can I join?

Nightmare: Show off

Me: want to hold my brush

Katera: ewwwww disgusting i shallnt

Me: im the one who say what you got to do

Katera: pfffffttttt eat it then

Me: bleh no taste it

Katera: *roll eyes*

Jay YEAH! MORE PEOPLE!!! *starts to fly upside down* I beat you all! ha ha.

Me: How is it you can fly upside down?

Jay: By turning reality upside down, in reality I'm flying right side up. ^.^

Me: ... ... ...

Nikki: that makes no sense.

Me: yeah, you cant go turning reality upside down! That's just not right!

Nikki: What she said!

Me: Yeah what she said I said.... wait what?

Jay and you accuse me of not making sense...

Kunoichi: *Is being dragged around as Jay flies upside down* This is so not fair!!

Me: *Looks at people doing hand stands and is amazed* Wish i could do a hand stand.

Kunoichi: Wait you can't do a hand stand?

Me: You of all people should know that

Kunoichi: Hey you created me not the other way around <.< *wonders how the world would be if it was the other way around. Then looks over at Zack and Honest and shudders* ~interesting~

Me: >.> are you planning something?

Kunoichi: Me!? no...

Katera: all those who are nuts raise theirs dumb hand

me: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *spinning with one hand in the air*

Katera: knock that out of you *kick me*

Me: ahhhhhhhh ouch hey easy you fool

Katera what?! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lets see about that

Me: uh oh.........*gulp*