Character Wars Revamped!

Original Character Wars

Me: Okay, pretty much this started between Jay and Zack a long time ago before the revamp and got fairly popular.

Jay: And my creator was having way to much fun watching me be tormented :'(

Me: Yes I was.

Jay: You are cruel! CHARACTER CRUALTY!

Me: I'm explaining rules now so shush! So the basic idea is you have you and your character/s fight it out while you to can interact with them and yell at them or such.

Jay: yeah, and random items can appear and when you do anything it appears like this *jay flicks me in head*

Me: HEY! .. and "me" can be me or your user name. You can also use as many charries as you have ok'ed on the site for roleplaying. Also you can only control your charrie.

Nikki: Hey guys!

Jay: WHAT! What's SHE doing here!

Me: She is my other charrie...

Jay: I wanted to be an only charrie!!! *walks away*

Nikki: *sticks tongue at Jay*

Me: *clears throat* any way let the madness begin! *randomly makes a bag of popcorn appear and sits back in a lawn chair*

Jay: *gets ready to hose the first user to post with a hose*

Nikki: *has pinched the hose with out Jay noticing and smirks*

DD: Thought I would give this a go.

Pix: Isn't this more of a Kardus thing?

DD: Isn't that more of an observation I should be making?

Pix: You always comment on the characters, ergo, I should be able to comment on the users.

DD: No one uses the word 'ergo'.

Pix: You're basically criticising yourself there. But since you're not an idiot, being my creator, we can assume you already know that. Ergo-

DD: *sigh*

Pix: Ergo you think pointing out my flaws in here somehow validates you making them.

DD: Please. Feel free to comment on the other users.

Pix: Seriously? Think that through for a minute. I can easily guess your opinion of them and they can easily guess that my opinion would in some way reflect your opinions.

DD: Someone else take over.

Emmi: Introducing...CYNTHIA AND NINAAAA!

Nina runs out waving to the imaginary crowd as Cynthia walks behind her unamuzed, Nina then attempts a high-five with her tag-team partner...but is rejected.

Cynthia: Really? Are we seriously doing this?

Nina: Of course! Why not?

Cynthia: Because it's stupid and humiliating...I feel like we're some-kind of stand-up duo.

Nina: Well...we kinda are...

Cynthia huffs: I'm not going to enjoy this...I can already tell.

Me: WHOOOO! MORE PEOPLES!! *hugs dd and emmi*

Jay: *shakes hose wondering why its not spraying anyone and then looks at the nozzle looking for a block*

Nikki: *unkinks hoseas Jay examines nozzle thus spraying her feathery sister charrie*

Jay: *gasps* ACk! Water, im wet! Gah!!

*Me and Nikki laugh*

Me: Okay...someone mention me?

Samantha: The one with the gremlin for a face.

Me: Ah...DD.  I can understand that.

Samantha: You can?  That's a new one.  

Me: ...shut up, Samantha.  

Samantha: Why?  You invited me.  

Me: You're supposed to be attacking THEM!

Samantha: Pretty sure I'd get in trouble for that.  You?  I can mess with you all I want.  

Me: The name of the thread is "Character Wars".  I'm pretty sure you're allowed to fight people here.

Samantha: Are you saying that you think I'm going to attack random strangers the first chance I get; what, because I'm some kind of sadistic, violent freak?  Do you really think that lowly of me?  

Me: Ummm...

Samantha: That hurts Kard...that really really hurts...  

Me: Nikki called you ugly.  

Samantha: DIE YOU ****!!!!  *fires a crossbow at Nikki's eye with surprising accuracy*

Nikki looks up confused, luckily Jay had just tossed a volleyball her way in an attempt to play giant ferret fetch. The arrow hits the ball and not Nikki....

Nikki looks at the ball then at Sam: WHAT THE HECK YOU CRAZY LUNATIC!

Jay: aw. I guess we cant play fetch now?

Me: She wouldnt have played fetch anyway... shes not a dog.

Jay: then why didnt you make a were WOLF charrie instead!

Me: *palmface*