Kill or save.. forum game.

then the monkeys mother who was twice his size came and starting beating up and tossing around Bill. (kill,....finally, lol)

Luckily, she tossed him into the world's largest matress store and he bounced unscathed! (SAVE)

But the mattresses were bouncy so he bounced onto the concrete floor (kill)

But he was Alex Mercer (Save)

And then a steam roller came and ran over him. (kill)

Too bad the steamroller was the size of his pinky and only ran over his mechanical toe (save)

The steam roller was also a smoke bomb though that went off when it made contact with the toe! (Kill!)

unfortunatly since it was to small, the smoke only reached his waste so he was not blinded.(save)

But little did Bill know that he was actually the main character in a movie of which a very small and very obsessive child watched every single day, many times a day, and somehow knew how to rewind the video cassette so that BIll was forced to face the flock of angry birds, the police that shot him for having a gun, the bus, the meteor, the severe toe infection, the muggers that mugged him for all his money then shot him, the mugger that came back and shot him again (in the head for persistence), the daredevil that had lost control on his motor cycle came and ran him over, the electrocuting puddles, the rock that mae him fall off a cliff, the hungry dragon, the cannibals and their ever-so-vigorous stabbings, his ex girlfriend Hanna that turned back into a real person from a Barbie, Nerf rubber bullets, the younger angry monkey, the monkey’s mother, concrete floor, the steam roller, the toe-activated steam roller that was also a smoke bomb, all the while singing the Russian Alphabet BACKWARDS (because he’s being rewound, of course), and trying to figure out why everything was screwing him over and messing with his Karma, not to mention having to fight the after effects of NyQuil.

OOC: KILL! KILL BILL! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

After being very confused, he woke up, realizing that it was all a dream inside of a dream and he had lost base of reality. (Save!)

His loss of reality made him shoot himself (kill)

So, he made a movie! Because he shot himself with a camera...not a gun...
He made millions off the movie and is now a cyborg moviestar! (Save!)

However, Bill went bankrupt when the press discovered that their number one highest paid daytime television actor had been involved with snuffing cocaine and having a little too much promiscuousness involved with his personal schedule. So, they sent the Repo Men to harvest his organs to sell and pay back the debt Bill had caused them. (Kill)

(Dang O.o)
Luckily, he hired the same lawyer as OJ Simpson and they won the trial! Causing the Repo Men to not harvest his organs...and he's still a millionaire! Although, he's taking some time off of work to recoup from this crazy time in his life and so he can spend some time with his new supermodel wife! (Saved and rockin' it!)

But his supermodel wife was a he-she and tricked him into a gay marriage in Jamaica, causing him to be executed. (killed through popular issues)