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"AJ" Gamma-class Metahuman
Posts : 831 Join date : 2010-11-07 Location : Land of Awesomeness
RPG character Name: Lance Moore Code Name: Fissure Villain or good guy?: Evil
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:41 am | |
| Sadly zbill would spill his hot tea right in the crotch area causing him to run to the bathroom to get some cool water to throw on it, but he ended up tripping into his toilet and his head got stuck inside it, leaving him to drown. (Kill... can't believe he is still alive.) | |
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Substikyute Delta-class Metahuman
Posts : 676 Join date : 2011-07-25
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:00 am | |
| But in his struggle to get air, he flushes the toilent by accident and is sucked down the pipe. For five seconds of sheer terror as he speeds through the pipes in impossible ways, he falls out of the pipe and finds himself in a building with people all dressed in black suits walking quietly and directing alien creatures around. | |
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DeadRage Skilled Metahuman
Posts : 204 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 30
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:53 pm | |
| One of the men in black [lol] suits, spotted him and pulled out a tiny baby gun, making Bill laugh until he pulled the trigger, Bill suddenly becoming a sticky red paste on the floor, the man who shot it being thrown across the room from the recoil | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:01 pm | |
| [ AJ, your post was AWESOME! ] And according to the laws of nature, turning into a red sticky paste after being shot by a tiny baby gun also meant that reincarnation was in prime season to occur. Therefore, due to his long-sufferings as a victim of freakish almost-deaths by the hands of some really deranged people, Bill was reincarnated as... CHUCK NORRIS![ Mighty-awesome SAVE! ] |
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DeadRage Skilled Metahuman
Posts : 204 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 30
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:03 pm | |
| However, the REAL Chuck Norris came in, saw the imposter Chuck and round-house kicked him into oblivion as everyone knows the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. The real Chuck then proceeded to shave by round-house kicking himself in the face
[Even mightier KILL] | |
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"AJ" Gamma-class Metahuman
Posts : 831 Join date : 2010-11-07 Location : Land of Awesomeness
RPG character Name: Lance Moore Code Name: Fissure Villain or good guy?: Evil
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:08 pm | |
| But Bruce Lee would come and save Bill who was the impostor Chuck by kicking Chuck Norris's a$$ like in the "Way of the Dragon" movie (Epic Save xD) | |
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DeadRage Skilled Metahuman
Posts : 204 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 30
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:40 am | |
| However, as everyone knows, that scene was simply the world's greatest special effect as NOTHING can defeat Chuck Norris, Chuck just laughing and eating Bruce Lee and Bill before round-house kicking a cow into a chainlink fence, inventing cheeseburgers (Even more epic Kill) - Spoiler:
DON'T MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS | |
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foalfire Alpha-class Metahuman
Posts : 1929 Join date : 2010-09-07 Age : 30 Location : In front of the computer being brainwashed like the rest of you.
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?: Good
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:42 am | |
| Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
All came out of no where lightning fast, And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, with civilians looking on total awe.
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually. The champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
And as it turned out,...Bill was Mr. Rogers..... scary....
(the most epic save yet!)
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:52 am | |
| During this century-long epic showdown, Bill died of old age. (KILL) |
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DeadRage Skilled Metahuman
Posts : 204 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 30
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:47 am | |
| [just plain roflmao foalfire]
However, all these random events tha thad been happening to Bill from the start had infact given him immortal life, but not age, so Bill ddn't die fo old age, but remained a very very old man and grew a mighty fu man chu moustache | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:01 am | |
| This fu man chu moustache eventually became sentient and strangled Bill with it's hair power. (Kill) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:32 pm | |
| But luckily, Bill's was only able to grow a moustache after using an illegal moustache-growing serum that was made in China (like everything else) and sold from Black Market E-Bay (©), of which did not have a certificate to authorize illegal hormone catalysts! AND DUE TO LAME EXPIRATION DATES, Bill's mustache suddenly shriveled up and went back into Bill's manly... uh, facial pores. XD
[ S - A - V - E ! ] |
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foalfire Alpha-class Metahuman
Posts : 1929 Join date : 2010-09-07 Age : 30 Location : In front of the computer being brainwashed like the rest of you.
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?: Good
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:02 pm | |
| but as it turned out the mustache only went back into his face to choke him from the inside. (Die bill, die) | |
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DeadRage Skilled Metahuman
Posts : 204 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 30
RPG character Name: Code Name: Villain or good guy?:
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:14 pm | |
| Till the moustache realised who it was choking and disappeared from pure awesomeness,, Bill growing a beard and his clothes changing to white pants and a blue shirt as Bill became the ultimate hero, Billy Mays | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:23 pm | |
| But the new Billy (Bill) Mays mistook OxyClean for liquid cocaine, thoroughly drank it, and consequently died.
[[ Kill ]] |
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