Kill or save.. forum game.

But after days of contact with water, he became extreamely water-logged and his skin started to break apart, exposing him to bacteria and the like, thus killing him

But, just before Bill was going to be lost for good, Nightcrawler teleported and took him to the X-Mansion to heal him and where he discovered, he has crazy mutant powers so that he can actually protect himself from the hundreds of near death experiences that keep coming up lately...

He discovers that he has the power to heal himself like Wolverine...which could come in handy...if anything bad happens to him in the future...not that he'd need to use it...but he might...

-SAVE -

but wolverine got jealous and decided to take him out.

(die)

...to dinner.

(Save!)

but got food poison.... :O

*dies*

wolverine did any way... bill was immune to poison
save

then, drug dealers went up and cut him open for the cure.

die

...but were stopped by an angry chef because the drug dealers were hazardous to the restaurant's health policy, so he cut them up before they could cut Bill. (Because that's totally not even further detrimental to safety policy. XD)

[Save]

but the police came and arrested the chef and took bill too, thinking he was a accomplise. then he was given the death sentence.

But because Bill and Wolverine were in Canada at the time (where the death penalty has been outlawed), they were saved from that and Bill was sentenced to life in prison instead.

[Legally, saved *from being killed*!]

*curse Canada....

While Bill sat in prison a sudden war between Canadians and the Chainsaw Massacre ferret erupted and Bill was accidentally killed in the cross fire.

[[ Ouch. That's gonna be a hard one to refute. XD ]]

But the Chainsaw Massacre ferret saw a really tempting pool of maple syrup, helped *herself?*, and promptly got stuck in its sticky, sugary depths.

[[ Welcome to self-stereotypical irony. Saved! ]]

Sadly though, bill had already been shot and was now bleeding to death internally.

(DIE!)

[[ Forgot about poor Bill being shot. Gammit! ]]

But there was conveniently a nurse from Pokemon standing by who mistook the ferret for a Pokemon, so se rushed over to Bill and saved his life. The Chainsaw Massacre Ferret, the Canadians, and Wolverine were so smitten with the nurse that they forgot all about war and killing and stuff that they stopped all harsh actions toward one another and everything was all fine and dandy.



[[ Save! ]]

but suddenly Nurse Joy revealed her truly evil self and put every one to sleep with a lethal injection of death attack. No one was sparred, not even Bill.





(death by pokemon nurse.)