Kill or save.. forum game.

But Wolverine had also had a six-pack of beer so he was drunk, his claws mutilating the wall, Bill simply walking past and into a locker room

(Save =3 )

But then a sniper decided to shoot bill. so he did... (kill)

However, the hit-man was also an enemy to the Russian Mafia, and at that moment, they suddenly jumped out of the lockers, shot the sniper dead, and because the Mafia is cool like this, one of them caught the bullet meant to kill Bill with his bare hand, unharmed. Pleased with he and his men, the Mafia boss patted Bill on the back and said,

"You see? If you are friend of Mafia, we've got your back. But if you are not friend of Mafia, you better watch yours," and gestured to the bloodied sniper's corpse.

(My first SAVE. *sniffles* Oh, how it warms the cockles of my heart.)

However, Bill was NOT a friend of the Russian Mafia and infact owed them alot of money, so they removed and broke both his kneecaps and left him in a ditch

[Kill, Everyone cheer for random violence! Yay! : D]

[[+1 rep. for true Mafia stuff. ;D I'm beggining to become quite fond of thy violent self, Rageful. >]]

However, God appeared from some amazing clouds before Bill and charged him the task of finding the Holy Grail, and in return for Bill's obedience and *hopefully* success, God would both make the Russian Mafia holy men so that they would forgive Bill's debt.

Filled with gratitude and blessed happiness, Bill accepted, and behold, God restored Bill's kneecaps and sent him on his merry way.

[[SAVE! 0:D]]

But then God removes his disguise to show that he was really Hitler and that all the Russian mafia "forgave" Bill because they knew who it really was and were petrified being around him. As Bill was walking away, Hitler saw the star of David on the back of Bill's shirt so Hitler went berserk and began to beating Bill to death.

I won't be surprised if I just got some heat for that

[Probably not, I live in Germany and I don't really care XD]

Unfortunately, Hitler didn't have a weapon, so he was forced to try and kill Bill [lol, someone get Uma Thurman] with the closest thing possible....which happened to be an inflatable hammer

[Save]

Oh I expect someone to get pissy about the God is Hitler part.

[Meh, I couldn't really care]

But then the Luftwaffe drops a series of bombs on top of the area that Bill is
(This bastard JUST WONT DIE!)

However, the building Bill was in was bomb-proof, so all Bill heard was booms, and nothing more

[he also might not live either.....hehehehehehehehehe]

[[ Ha, and to think that I was worried about a Monty Python reference... *cough* Rageful: Whoot Germany! Lived and breathed there for two years. It was pretty legit. And Uma Thurman... just what I've been saying! Wait a second... that's the perfect idea.]]


AND THEN UMA THURMAN CAME IN AND WAS ALL LIKE, "IMMA KILL BILL NOW, BISHES" and killed Bill.

[ Kill Bill! *and destroy all the other horrible continuations of that already stupid movie* ]

Unfortunately, Lucy Liu came back as a zombie and tackled Uma Thurman out a window, leaving Bill standing there witha 'what the hell' expression on his face

All of a sudden a rabid Bulbasaur jumped through the window and bit Bill on the arm followed by a crazy pidgeon called "Mr Peepers" who pecked his head [Kill].

[[ I love you, Emma. XD ]]

However, just as Bill was going to die FOR SURE, a magically animated alpaca head-butted and killed the pokemon, told Bill to get on its back, and they both merrily trotted in Mach 2 speed into a beautiful sunset and lived happily ever after! =D [[ save ]]