Kill or save.. forum game.

[Lol thanks, I actually giggled a little while typing it xD]

Unknowingly to both Bill and the magically animated alpaca they were being stalked by the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python who suddenly leaped up and bit Bill on the back of his neck, causing the alpaca to panic and rear up causing Bill to fall off [Kill :3]

[SURPRISE ATTACK!]

Then suddenly a giant owl with an Afro called Mr Hootington the 3rd came out of nowhere and ate the Killer Rabbit, before taking Bill away in it's magic potato carriage going off into the distance

[Save]

[Hmm...difficult to respond to that one...how about...THIS!]

A swarm of winged monkeys lead by the Witch from the Wizard of Oz suddenly attacked the carriage, kidnapping Bill and flying away with him, the Witch yelling "fly my pretties fly!" before the monkeys let go of Bill over a deep gourge. [Le Kill]

Except the gorge was full of marshmellow and soft fluffy pillows, saving Bill from a painful death while Iron Man accidentally poured water onto the Witch, melting her face. The flying monkeys then decided to start working for FedEx as deliverymen [Everyone wins ]

[Hehehe, save. I can't wait to see the catastrophe that happens next]

[xD thats a Win] But ohno! The marshmellows are so gooey that Bill sinks into them and eventually falls into a gooey marshmellowy fluffy cave where he is accidentally eaten by a huge talking T-Rex called Tommy but then who also gets crushed by a posh hammer [yes the posh hammer from Charlie's story from The Mighty Boosh][Kill].

(does not know what to try but this.)
Suddenly Bill found a wardrobe, (who knows where it came from) He figured he could hid in it and went in and came out into Narnia. He was then sent on a quest by Aslan and merrily went on his way.

However, on his quest, he was eagerly munched upon by wolves sent by the White Witch to attack him, the wolves happily tearing him apart in such a gruesome, bloody way that Fox had to censor the footage from the Narnia DVD

[Yay for random and unneccesary violence =D Kill]

[-gasp- is it my first chance to save? =P] Suddenly Mr Tumnus (however you spell it) came along and started beating back the wolves with a stick before throwing out some meat for them from his picnic hamper, giving Bill a chance to crawl away. [Save]

(Oh! I get to kill!) but the wolves wanted fresh meat so they jumped mr. Tumnus and bill.

Then a polar bear ran in and scared the wolves off, leaving Mr. Tumnus and Bill with "merely flesh wounds". [Save ^^]

But their idea of a flesh wound was the same as the black knight on monty python, and really both there arms had been cut off.

But Mr Tumnus yelled "I'M INVINCIBLE!" and ran at the polar bear, the two magically transforming into a plate of mashed potato, whihc Bill happily ate, his arms growing back form the magic of mashed potato

Sadly though, the potatoes were poisoned. (kill)

Luckily, Mr. Tumnus had gotten his Phd from the most elite cool in Cair Paravel and cured Bill quickly it got too far into his system. (Live!)

(curse you...) then suddenly centaurs from Harry Potter came and accused Bill of working for the ministry and chased him down and tied him to a tree for target practice.