( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Bloo)

Okay okay okay.. Eric had been feeding Mr.Falalfel whatever he ate... which was mostly falafels and pizza if he was being honest, so of course when his dog got fat he just brushed it off. It was better than being bone skinny like when he first got him right? He bathed him and even had Red tell him where to get the proper medication or what not, which was when google came in handy... Earth technology was pretty cool sometimes... BUT he did not see this coming.
He woke up around noon and when he was walking around and attempting to put up new walls Mr.Falafel starting yelling. When he ran over to his best friend he was laying on his bed in agony... please kick me... was he dying!? Why couldn't he have a friend that didn't die!? Nobody was allowed to kill his friends but Eric!

Panicked, he grabbed his cell phone and called Suzuki. "I need your help! Now! Pleeassseeee come overrrr!" He begged over the phone, pacing back and forth while doing so. After the last time she came over Suzuki was... flustered... to say the least, so their contact was very little. But she knew how to save animals right. She could use her glowy eye thing to fix him..

Suzuki had been doing her training, though her regimen was far from what it was in her prime. She was still sore and easily worn out... but she was getting there. In fact, the session she did today was probably enough to be considered a normal workout for a normal person. Just not quite measure up to her own usual high standards.

Now she found herself heading to the showers. She'd barely gotten her top off before her phone rang. She answered it quickly, and was surprised to hear from Eric. She'd had a sneaking suspicion he'd never call her again.

"What? What's happening?" She tried to reason, but then a beep cut her off. Her phone died. Of course. She growled, quickly grabbing her shirt and buttoning up the necessary buttons. She looked rather disheveled, which was rare for her, but Eric sounded serious so she ran out anyway.
It'd be less than ten minutes before Suzuki found herself in front of the warehouse.

She banged roughly on the door. "Eric?!"

The garage door suddenly was shaking as Suzuki began yelling his name. He made the door go up with a swipe of his hand and quickly pulled her inside, shutting the door behind her. His hair was completely ruffled instead of its usual slicked back position, on top of sticking up in random places. "Finally, I thought you weren't coming since you hung up suddenly." He admitted, scratching his shoulder and he pulled her towards Mr.Falafel who was still whining and growling. "Look at him!" He told her, pointing to the fat dog that was in pain, Eric's eyes saddening.
"I don't know what to do?! I think he's dying! Can you fix him with your glowy eyes or something???" The alien begged, looking down at Suzuki with pleading eyes. Did she rush to get here? She looked like she ran through a garbage disposal then ran over here, which was kind of hot... especiall-NO ERIC FOCUS.. His dog is DYING!!

Suzuki frowned when he said finally. She rushed over as fast as she could! Though... she probably would have went faster if she wasn't hurting so bad. Or exhausted from her workout. She shook the thought quickly. Eric looked about as frazzled as she did herself. Something serious must have been going on. He dragged her inside, where Mr. Falafel was waiting, whining and growling.

Suzuki paused, her eyes turning red as she inspected the dog. "Uh, Eric..."

She could see what was going on pretty quickly, and wasn't sure how to bring it up. "I think you should start calling your dog Ms. Falafel... and I think you're going to have to think of some more names. She's having babies. I guess she takes after you..."

Suzuki reluctantly followed Eric, scanning the whining dog for a minute before suddenly looking uncomfortable. She shifted around for a few moments before saying that Mr.Falafel was a... Ms.Faladel and that he'd have to think up of more names... She was pregnant?! What the please kick me man!? "Mr.Falafel how dare you!? We had a bro pact and EVERYTHING!" Eric bursted out, pointing at the dog like his feelings were genuinely hurt. The alien buried his face in his hands before whispering "I'm going to be a grandfather, I did not sign up for this." He mumbled, not even bothering going to the dogs side as it was giving birth.
"Well what do I do!? I don't know how Earth dogs give birth?! I'm a technological genius not a... what's the word... house wife??? MID WIFE!" He panicked, grabbing Suzuki's shoulders and shaking them.

Eric was less concerned about the well being of the dog and more concerned about his sense of betrayal. He rambled on about nonsense, which if Suzuki was honest was a little cute, then even shook the small girl in his rant. At the risk of getting too dizzy, she pulled herself back out of his panicked grip. Luckily the room only spun for a moment.
She quickly set herself before delivering a hard slap across Eric's cheek. "Get a hold of yourself, man!"

Then Suzuki rushed to the dogs side, petting it's head and trying to comfort her... only she had no idea how to give birth to puppies either. "Can't you like look up a youtube video or something to figure out what to do?!"

Red pulled herself from Eric's shaking, slapping him across the face saying that he needed to pull himself together. She then quickly left his side and went to Mr-...Ms.Falafel.... Petting her head. "Kink-ayyyy" Eric hummed followed by a whistle. He'd chug his arms next to his side as he approached Suzuki about to say something completely inappropriate, only for her to ask him about a... Youtube?? "What's a youtube?" Eric asked, scratching the back of his head as his dog began howling again..
Sure he was a technological genius, but it's not like he's been on Earth for long! How was he supposed to know what a Youtube Video was?! Does it teach you how to give birth!?

Eric was, as usual, quick to turn the situation sexual. He called the slap kinky, which made Suzuki blush a little bit. She powered through the embarassment though, and focused on the dog. All she knew to do was keep it comfortable.

Only Eric didn't know how to look up a YouTube video to help. Suzuki sighed, frustrated. She thought she was clueless to how things worked outside of her village, but Eric was putting her to shame. "It's a video website thingy! I don't know how to get the computer to the right place. I thought you were supposed to be a tech wiz or something?!"

Suzuki was starting to panic. She liked this dog! She didn't want to be responsible for anything bad happening to it!

The girl didn't seem to be having it, telling him it was a video site on the internet and that he should have known this. Her tone conveyed the idea that she was slightly annoyed, but he was too focused on pulling up the site to even care. The internet was so cool! As he was searching for stuff he saw cute puppy videos and stopped and picked one, watching as a storm of baby dogs ran across the screen. He started giggling like an idiot as they ran back and forth, following a stick of some sorts like a mob of cuteness. He had already completely forgotten about his dog giving birth. "Aweeeee this You Tube is great!" Eric told Suzuki, still giggling at the now cats on his screen.
Meanwhile Ms.Falafel pushed out her first two puppies.

In hindsight, Suzuki probably should have expected Eric to get distracted by the internet. Instead of trying to get the man to take this seriously, she focused on the dog. The first puppies were coming out, and Suzuki's red eyes grew wide as she saw more coming. "Twins... triplets... what? How many puppies does she have in there?! And they're so small."

It was love at first sight for Suzuki. The tiny furballs were the cutest things she'd ever seen. She had no idea how many puppies were going to come out of the dog.

After finishing his last cat video, Eric casually googled what to do with new born puppies after Mama Falafel pushed out the 7th and last puppy, this one was a lot smaller than the rest. Finally, after reading a nice wikepedia page with lovely pictures Eric got the idea what he was supposed to do. He walked over to a box and pulled out a pile of blankets, walking over to the new born puppies. He tossed a pile of blankets at Suzuki and held his own, switching out the gross sheets underneath them. "We're supposed to keep them really warm and feed Ms.Falafel... so uhh yeah.." The alien explained, making a nest out of blankets for all the dogs to be in. He'd run by a pet shop or something later this week.
"Red! We're grandparents!!" He told her, picking her up and swinging her around like a cheesy flick.