Give it up for the Dead Guy [open, another villian requestd]

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Charades. "Cleopatra" could only faintly remember hot summer days in the backyard, her father dancing around as he imitated a chimp. A smile flickered onto her lips, before it quickly slid away. She examined his motions until he reached into his breastpocket. Good, more bugs.

She paused, staring at it. It took some recollection to surface the memory of bugs, but she eventually did, and responded with a curt; "Beetle." She nodded.

"Good, now..uh.....second word" he said, looking around to see if he coudl find something to make out the next word. His eyes scowered the room before locking onto a piece of paper and grinned, rushing over and grabbing a nearby pen before drawing a crude Star of David onto the paper, before holding it up for the robotic girl

"Now, what's the name for a member of the religion that follows this sign" The spirit said, jabbing at the page with a thumb, staring her straight in the eyes, the anticipation and hunger for his full release more then evident in his eyes

Now that one stumped her. It was a good thing she was a cyborg, or else they'd have been sitting there for hours. She allowed her mind to scan the picture, and the question, and then searched a database of religion quickly. "Jew?" She quirked an eyebrow quickly. Standing straight, only to saunter over to a larger chair. She sat, smirking contently.

This could go two ways. He could try to kill her once she did as he asked, and she'd blast his head off, or he would be a essential part of wreaking havoc in Jump City with her. She much preffered the idea of the second option.

"Now, final part, the sound a snake makes when it hisses" The spirit said, staring at her, almost waiting on every single movement and sound she made, feeling an adrenaline rush at the fact that his power was about to be released in the city, a huge dark grin on his face that was enhanced by the scars on his face

"And put them all together" The dead boy said, waiting for her to say it. Putting the three parts together made what has got to be the weirdest words in the world. Beetle-jew-sss?...Beetlejuice?

That was his name? Beetlejuice? There was something legitimately wrong with a parents system of naming these days. She couldn't be held accountable for the name of GLaDOS though, since that was the only name they told her after she woke up as a cyborg....


She sighed, and looked at him. "I have a feeling that this is going to come back and bite me in the butt..." After yawning she narrowed her multicolored eyes, and the ones atop her head did the same. "Beetlejuice." She said clearly. "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice." The cyborg girl shook her head. "It feels weird just saying it!"

Each time she said his name, the pale teen raised a single finger, his smirk spreading into an abnormally large grin as he raised the third finger. "It's Showtime" he said darkly, the areas of skin around his eyes turning black like someone had bruised him, before the ground opened up beneath him and swallowed him whole, a bright green light shining from the hole. A few seconds passed, before a new figure rose from the light, hovering a few feet off the ground.

The new figure was dressed in the same suit as the pale teen, though it's colours had changed from purple, to white and black stripes, his shirt becoming a crimson red with a white tie. His skin seemed to have gotten even paler, now looking a faded grey, like a corpse. He also had a skull ring on his middle finger on the right hand. His lips had turned a blood red, his scars seeming to have opened to the gaping wounds, in a grin reminiscent of the Joker's own macabre grin. His eyes snapped open, revealing bright red eyes filled with darkness and insanity, the whites of his eyes a pale yellow.

His mad eyes flickered across the room, before landing on GLaDOS, before his grin grew and he threw his head back and unleashed a crazed cackle filled with madness, chaos and promises of pain. The newly unleashed Betelgeuse turned his head back to the cyborg girl as he floated down to the ground, the hole he had sprung from closing beneath him "Oh man! It is GOOD to be free at last! Being restrained like that's enough to make a man's head spin" Betelgeuse declared happily. To punctuate his point, his head suddenly started rotating at high speeds Exorcist-style, screaming, before he eventually grabbed it and seemed to snap his own neck, before his head righted itself into the proper position "Sorry 'bout that, had a little crick in my neck" The spirit joked, his smile sarcastic while his eyes were eager to cause trouble

She stood up, her orange and purple eyes flashing with an excitement that they had not shown in a long time. A haunting laugh erupted from her throat. "Well, Hell! This is more like it, Bugs!" Her grin spread, and for a split second she looked human, until a flash of metal showed just beneath her long detached sleeves. She snickered with glee.

When his head began spinning, a louder, more disturbed laugh escaped from her lips. The two robotic eyes on top of her head began glowing. Her left hand shook in short spasms, followed soon by her right hand. Her arms glowed relentlessly with light. The left arm became a gleaming laser gun, that could shoot up to 25 feet with obliterating force.

Just after her left arm underwent the changing, her right arm did as well. It went from an arm-shaped slab of metal, to a heavy looking sword that she seemed to weild with ease. "You said you were interested in raising Hell here right? Let's do it." She was on the edge of slipping into one of her schizophrenic episodes, and she knew it. Ripping apart the city would give her a reason to hold off the onslaught of debilitating insanity.

Betelgeuse grinned at her as he pulled his hand into his sleeve for a few seconds before pushing it out again, his entire right hand now a 14 inch long steel straight, one-sided, hiltless, guardless sword which seemed to be fused to his wrist. His other hand darted into his sleeve before he pushed out a large, spiked mace, the ball of the mace too large for his sleeve, yet he somehow managed to get it through without damaging his suit.

Betelgeuse cackled and raisd his mace-hand, before smashign it down on one of the computers, easily crushing it, and the table wich cracked in half. The released spirit smirked at GLaDOS as he lifted his hand "Shall we?" he asked, glancing at the door

"We shall." Her grin spread wickedly with ill-intentions. It was official, the flashbacks and hours of turmoil could wait, now was the time to finally have some fun! The cyborg girl walked to the door, stopping around two feet away from it. She lifted her right leg, cocked it back, and swung. Glass shattered and the door swung outwards, stunning some of the people that stood just outside of the door. Immediatly she set about her intention of raising Hell with Bugs.

A man who stood no more than five feet away stared at her like a deer in headlights. A perfect warmup victim, later would come the ones who'd put up an entertaining struggle. Her arm, which was now a sword, plunged foreward, straight through the man's ripcage. Blood splatted back onto her chest and face, while the blade rushed in. When it was said and done, the tip of her sword-arm was protruding about 2 feet from the man's back, her having pushing the sword in all the way to what would be her shoulder.

He let out a gurgled shriek when the blade slid out, and only then did he collapse, the light dissapearing from his eyes. A pool of blood surrounded him, gushing from the wound as she placed a foot on his stomach. "One down...."

Betelgeuse cackled as he walked through the wall next to the door. "And only about 8 billion plus to go!" Betelgeuse said happily befuse unleashing a mad cackle not unlike the Joker's, before he raised his mace-hand, the arm seeming to stretch up, the mace growing to the size of a mini-van before he slammed it down hard, splattering the people who had been running away into a thick, gory red paste.

Betelgeuse pulled his arm back and looked at the mace, before he held it away from him and shook it rapidly "Ewwww! I got stiff on my hand!" Betelgeuse whined, rapidly trying to shake the blood and chunks of flesh from the mace

GLaDOS laughed gleefully at the puddle of bloody entrails that had formed, and at Bugs' displeasure at the mix of flesh of gore that clung to his weapon. "Try not to make too much of a mess, Bugsy~" She cooed in an unstable manner. She walked towards a group of mortified passerbys, who were frozen in shock. One woman was near relieving herself by the time she got to the group. She raised her laser, and gruesomely she set it off.

The scalding beam of energy tore the humans in half, leaving the lower halves of them in tack, while the upper halves were dissintegrated. Spurting blood everywhere, the bodies fell to the ground, forming what could've passed for a pool.

"Why? What's wrong with leaving a mess? It's more fun" Betelgeuse asked, grinning darkly as he finally flicked the gore from his hand. When she pretty much made a pool of blood, Betelgeuse cackled and ran across the street to it, before crouching and jumped into it. Instead of hitting the pavement, he seemed to go THROUGH it, like the thin pool of water was actually a real pool. A few moments later, a bloodsoaked head emerged from the pool, his pale yellow hair stained with blood as he spit water out like a little fountain.

Betelgeuse grinned at her as he waded "Come on it, the temp's nice and warm" Betelgeuse said, before he unleashed another mad cackle, slowly raising out of the blood, his suit completly clean of blood. Infact anythign below his neck was completely clean, his entire head soaked with blood

She released a hearty chuckle. "Not all of us can phase through solid objects!" She explained, as she raised her laser-hand. She pointed it at the ground, and shot, forming a good sized crater. "I used to do this at the beach..." She filled kicked the various bodies into the crator, filling it. "Except, I used sandollar jellyfish."

Satisfied, she took a step back. Her height went up by about two feet, as two wheels came out of the bottom of each of her feet. "Let's rock an' roll, Bugs! The party's just getting started!" She sped off down the rock, cleaving off people's heads as she went.