Big Bada Boom (SN/Ask)

Miley drags a very big and long wrapped up box down the side walk grunting as she pulled it. "WHY IS IT SO HEAVY!?!" she shouted in annoyance before the box got caught on a ledge and stopped moving making her fall down and the box fell on he rand she winced. "That didn't feel nice..." She groaned as a car stopped by her and a teen rushed out to help her up. She blinked and smiled "Thanks!"

The boy smiled timidly back to her as he helped her pick up the box "no pro- wow whats in here this is heavy!" She giggled smiling. "A gift for my boyfriend" He looked disappointed but then hopeful "h-hey can i give you a ride anywhere so you don't have to drag this around?" She smiled and nodded "That would be great! but we should be careful the guy I got this from said to try not to bang it around too much." They worked on putting it into the back seat.

"Is it fragile or something?" She shrugged "I don't know much about these kinds of things but it's really big and loud and i drew something on the side of it so he can think of he and I when he uses it so I'm sure he's gonna love it!" He closed the door and opened up the passenger door for her "Oh hey!" He smiled brightly as he blinked "What...?" She started bouncing happily

"Can I drive please please pleeeeeeaaaaaaassseeeee!?" He started blushing watching her before clearing his throat awkwardly. "u-uh s-sure..." He got in and she climbed in the drivers seat excitedly looking around at the things. "Oooooo shiny!" he chuckled "Uh yeah I try to keep it in good condition so please take good care of her." she nodded and looked around a bit more before she grabbed a stick like thingy on the side and he stopped her. "Wait you should put on youre seat belt first to make sure you don't get hurt if we come to a sudden stop"

He said putting it on for her and she smiled and patted his head. "Thanks I didn't know that!" He blinked surprised that she didnt thinking she just forgot. She grabbed the stick thing again and jerked it around until she picked a good place for it. "D is for Drive right?" He looked nervous "H-Have you drove a car before....?" She shrugged "Its can't be thaaat hard I mean saw a video on youtube about it! You know after I saw a video on youtube about youtube after watching a video on youtube on what the internet was!"

She smiled brightly to him as she spoke then narrowed her eyes at him "Also... you humans are just wrooooooooong why would you invent google images...." Before he could protest she hit the gas pedal full force and held it down as the car sped off and he flung his head back against the seat. She laughed happily smiling brightly. "Cool! This is so easy!"

She said breaking just about every driving rule there was making sharp turns and skid marks and the guy screamed in fear as he was tossed around having forgotten his seat belt. She looked back and put her knee on the wheel as she moved the box so it wouldnt bang around as she arced her back and stretched over then back of the seat she was in while her other foot still was on the gas pedal.

She plopped back down and smiled but then gasped as she saw another car in front of them and she hit the breaks and the bumper nearly hit the car in front of them as they skid to a stop the guy gettign flung due to lack of seat belt and his head was rammed into the front wind shield badly cracking it. Miley was stopped by the seat belt and smiled. "You were right it did protect me-" she noticed him and the pool of blood forming by his head. "oooooo...... you shoulda worn a seat belt...."

A crowd started to run over and she peeked out the window. "Hey this guy is hurt!" she announced as she opened his door and pulled him off the windshield and pushing him out. She then closed the door "gotta go can't leave zacky waiting!" she announced as she messed with the stick until the car went back wards and it felt like it went over some bumps and some people shouted holding their feet. "Sorry bye!" She said as she messed with it until it drove forward.

After a little bit Zack who would most likely be waiting on her would see miley flailing her arm out the window at him shouting "ZACK I GOT YOU THINGS!" As she road down the bumpy trail and soon stopped and jerked the stick around till it was in what she thought was the right spot. She then looked over the wheel until she found the keys and turned them turning off the car. She then wiggled out of the seat belt knowing no other way on how to get it off.

She Opened up her door and then the back one and started to drag out the giant box. "It's really heavy but thats cause I made sure to get all the ammo that they had! I even got them to gift wrap it for you!" She struggled to drag it off the trail over the grass towards him with a bright happy smile. "Its big and loud so i figured you'd like it! Also I got some random guys car! They arent that hard to drive! though they guy possibly died when I stopped so quickly but thats cause he wasnt wearing the belt thingy."

When she made it over to him she gently laid the box down and hugged him. "But if you dont want it you can give it away or sell it for spare parts or something as long as you have fun with it I dont care what you do with it it was just a bonus thing i got on the way, but thiiiis was the main present!" She said proudly gesturing to the massive box that's wrapping was of cute animals and one bottom side was horribly torn up due to her dragging it around.

She giggled and smiled "It's super easy but surprisingly dangerous" she smiled when he said he could use it and bounced around happily. "Yay!" she waved him off "Spoil you? Nah I could never do that! You're far to sweet to be spoiled, kinda like candy!" She said smiling brightly then her mouth watered "Or soda~ That stuff never goes bad in my book~"

She excitedly watched him as he started to open it clearly hoping that he liked it and scurried over to his side and crouched down in a frog like style and leaned forward with her hands pressed on the ground. She looked almost like she was getting a present too based on her excitement and joy she held as he finished opening it. Though to anyone else they could see the doom she just put so many in as his eyes laid upon the RPG and the large amount of ammunition she got with it for him.

She gasped as he said he liked it and cheered hugging him. "Yay! Oh and look!" She pointed to a doodle she made of them on the side of it. "Now you can think of us when you blow stuff up!" She stood up with him as he did and eeped as he picked her up but giggled happily and hugged him close nuzzling into him, she wasn't sure why but she loved the feeling when she did this, she felt closer to him and safer when she did this though. "I'm really happy you like it so much Zack!"

She bounced happily as he said he'd have to put it to use soon. "Yay!" she cheered happily, she was glad that he wanted to use her gift so soon. She smiled happily cuddling into him as they held each other close. "I'm glad you do, I was and am so happy to hear that you like it!"

She pressed her cheek against him as she looked up to him smiling "Okay! Though be careful, the guy i got it from said that if you bang it around it could go boom but in more words and a scared shouting tone cause i was play with the ammo when i saw it. It's just really big and shiny but also heavier than I thought it'd be so it was really fun to play with it still."