Character wars!

Kris:*steals Katera's wallet*

Me:You really ARE a kleptomaniac!

Me: *is taking a break from writing* This one likes stealing stuff. *points at Alissa*

Alissa: I don't steal. I convince people to give me things at extreme discounts.

Brianna: In other words... you steal. Oh, and Shadow's ghost says to hurry up and finish the thread so that she can come back, kill you, kill Alissa, kill JaK, and put the kleptomaniac dude in jail.

Me: That's really not good motivation.

Alissa: Anyway, how come you're exempt from the killing?

Brianna: I'm Shadow's... translator? Spokesperson? Ghost whisperer? ...Something along those lines.

Me: Hmph.

Nightmare: Explain to me again, why the hell did we join this thing?

Me: Well I thought it'd be a little fun

Dan: Yeah man, lighten up

Nightmare: You can shut your magical a** up as well

Me: Hey, watch the language

Nightmare: Shouldn't you be typing something anyway?

Me: Like what?

Nightmare: Like the Superboy Sample RP

Me: Hey. Hey. Hey.....Shut up

Me: o.O Kill me??? What did I DO!?

JaK: No Dufuss she means me, and you tell Shadow that her little black whip and feathers don't scare me.

Liz: He's bluffing.

JaK: Oh now you're on her side!?! >=(

Liz: I''m on anyone's side that's not yours!

Me & JaK: Why?!!!

Liz: Because you made him a total JERK!

Me:....She's got a point.

JaK: Touche'

Me: Ha! DONE! Shadow is back! ...Oh, wait.

Shadow: *murderous glare* You. Are. So. DEAD.

Me: *creates a bomb shelter, runs into it, and hides*

Shadow: Well then... *switches her murderous glare to Alissa*

Alissa: Ah, crap. Let me in!

Me: Hell no! This is all your fault in the first place!

Brianna: *slowly inches away*

Me: *looks at the new colors of everyones username* omg yellow, pink, green, red and blue. Pretty colors

Kunoichi: <.< you are so easily intertained..

Me: Atleast i'm not the one tied up as a pet. :P

Kunoichi: *throws kunai almost hitting my head.*

Me: O.O what did i say about throwing sharp things!!

Kunoichi: V.V to not to....but I do it anyway ^-^

Me: >:c your mean

Kunoichi: > your the one who wont free me!

Me: <.< *whistles as she slowly scoots away*

Me: Kris give it back!

Kris: NEVER!!!!!! *drains me*

Me:Why'd.... I..... Give.... You..... That...... *passes out*

Kris: AHAHA!

Nightmare: This is boring, lets liven things up in here

*Nightmare points both arms out to the side and makes two guns with his hands, shooting blue fire ball bullets in every direction*

Nightmare: That should do it

Me: Why did I create such an antisocial psychotic idiot?

Kris: *throws a punch at Nightmare* SHUT UP! MY creator is... erm.... Sleeping and it isn't my fault... >.>

*JaK raises an eyebrow at the guy who actually hit Nightmare*

JaK: Ohhh he shouldn't have done that.

Me: That kid has a death wish, aren't you going to help him Sage?

JaK: Uhh NO, if I'm gonna beat up my brother it'll be in an actual roleplay. Not to mention I kinda wanna see how this plays out. Five dollars says this Kris guy gets turned into a human candle stick. C:<

Me: How chivalrous of you. -_-

(Toji and Me come walking in, arguing.)

Toji: I said I didnt want to have ninja weapons!! I want a big sword!!

Me: I dont care. And besides, you get a gaint shuriken, which is pretty much a big flying sword, so stop whining,Ninja wannabe,sheesh.

Toji:....DOnt call me that!! You're the moron who gave that nickname to me in the first place!(Puts Me in a headlock, and sticks pointer finger in mouth, pulling it out covered in saliva and sparks leaping from the tip.)

Me: Dont you daYayayayayayaagh!!!!(staggers away, hiar puffed out and and sparks leaping from his ear.

Toji:(waves at everybody) Ello folks.

Nightmare: That's it, sh*ts gonna go down

*Nightmare fires a blue explosion like flame all through the thread at everyone*

Thr33, Scope and I all look charred and angry.

Me: Can't any of you guys do anything cool like that!?

Scope: Uh, I can throw rocks at him really hard!

Thr33: Uh, I'm working on it!

*Thr33 flips through spell book*

Thr33: Ha! Here it is Heatus Meatus!

*A cooked hot dog appears*

Thr33: Uh, no that's not right.

Me: Okay, let's just stand here, look mad and pretend like we could do something cool for payback.

Scope: Right!

Thr33: Right!

Me:o.O

* Hides behind JaK using him as a human shield. *

JaK: Wuss...

* Absorbs a pebble on the ground becoming a rock man, while Spider-Girl uses a web-shield to cover herself in a igloo shaped dome. After the flames hit the dome burns to a crisp, but Spidey is ok and JaK's armor breaks apart having been heated up too much, but he's ok too and so am I *

Liz: Boys... *Smh*

Toji and Me ducked, dodged the flames.

Me:(pats down shock Afro, looking at Toji)I'll take care of you After we take care of this guy.

Toji:Agreed.(summons giant shuriken)

Me:Crazy Creator powers activate!(summons anvil)

Toji:a anvil? Seriously?

Me:just shut up and throw!