It was a peaceful, beautiful day in Jump City, as it always was when trouble came around to it. Suddenly, every television monitor, every big screen hanging off of corporation buildings for promotion, every cell phone, and every audio line was hacked into, showing a symbol of a straight-standing crescent moon, speared through by one line at a ninety degree angle and speared through a second time at a one hundred and thirty-five degree angle. The background was blood red.
After most attention was gathered, the smirking face of Kyte appeared on screen in demonic form. He chuckled slightly, giving a nonchalant wave at everyone in the world. Everywhere in the world, his voice was being translated to the respective languages.
Hello world. Government agencies. Justice League. Teen Titans. I could go an awful lot down the list, but by then, even with the severe technological advancements of my team here, I'm sure you will have shut down communications to out me as a terrorist, and to not terrorize your people.
I speak to you specks of dirt around the world today because I must. Don't bother trying to find my location. I'll be coming to you. In exactly a week's time, powerful demonic artifacts will make themselves known in random locations of the world. I won't tell you where, because I quite frankly don't know. I'm going to acquire these artifacts, and by then, you can consider me the ruler of this world, and the universe. You can. I don't even want to. What's the use of ruling over a colony of ants?
I am required to inform you all of this event in order to participate in the gathering of these items. This of course means you all are welcome to try your hand at it as well. I cannot tell you where the first item will appear, nor how you will know it has, because, again, I don't know myself.
I offer a few points of advice to the the Teen Titans. Don't enter this unless you're really ready to take me on. I've been able to take all of you out at once in the past, and decided to let you develop. I don't plan on visiting you for quite some time, but if you meet me, well...be prepared. As for the Justice League, I'm afraid you won't be able to participate.
Good day.
It had begun.