Kill or save.. forum game.

Then the company got sued over human rights, and Bill was placed in protective custody just in case things got nasty. [Save]

But there was a good cop gone bad who leaked info out to some thugs who wanted to use bill for their gang. (kill)

But, lo! An amazing invention of the future crashed peacefully right in front of Bill, ensuring his safety and a free trip to wherever––or whenever––he wanted.

BECAUSE THAT IS THE POWER OF T.A.R.D.I.S.! [Save]

But the machine had a few bugs, causing Bill to land in the age of dinosaurs, where he was suddenly surrounded by raptors.

Die bill, die.

But, with T.A.R.D.I.S. comes Dr. Who, and with Dr. Who comes an extensive knowledge on fending off dinosaurs and fixing his holy vessel, so both he and Bill were saved as they went back on their way to wherever and whenever they wanted. [Save]

(curses)

But then suddenly dr. Who pulled away his face to reveil that he was in fact a fruad. It was really Freddy Krueger. And Bill was trapped in the time travel machine with him. So Freddy attacked Bill.

((CRAP! ))

Bill FLIPPED the MATH out and screamed for his precious, dear, life and even lied that he had children in a desperate, fleeting attempt to save his own hide. However, upon realising that Bill wasn't getting the joke, "Freddy" removed his face to reveal that he was actually Honest who was trying to master the art of wearing multiple masks simultaneously, then decided to freak some people out for kicks and giggles.

(Lol, that's epic Honest, freakin Awesome...)

But then suddenly the moon came out, and lo and behold, it was a lunar eclipse! This caused Nikki to transform and go feral.And unluckily, Bill and Honest landed right in front of her. She snarled at the machine and jumped at it, tearing it apart viciuosly until she could grab Bill in her gaping jaws.

(( Haha, thanks. But when do I get to kill Bill? I've got the boring job of saving him!))

But by using his good looks, Honest persuaded Nikki into not only release Bill, but to also fix that d-mn time machine! [SAVE!]]

As Bill walked away from the odd ordeal...he spontaneously combusted into flames that were invulnerable to water! It was a very rare form of spontaneous combustion...but...it happened...rough... [KILLLLLlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

But as Bill panicked and flailed his arms and ran around like a maniac from spontaneously combusting, he then tripped and landed on a rainbow which was coincidently known to put out all fires, even rare, random, and spontaneous ones. [save]

But suddenly he was gang-banged by an army of Gnomes. (KILL)

Luckily though the gnomes were just lawn ornaments and Bill had imagined them attacking him, but hey, after his day, he had the right to a few hilucinations.

So Bill called a safe cab and drove home where he hid under his blankets. (save)

But as Bill lay is his bed, under his comfy sheets, little did he know that the cab that had taken him home was actually Captain Cab, an actually legitimate and cool authoritative figure that had turned himself into a taxi-cab, but had been suddenly highjacked by living garden gnomes that forced him to crash through Bill's bedroom walls and beyond, instantly all killing parties involved! [KILL]

But when Bill went to heaven, God told him he had a mission for Bill. So Bill was gently put back on earth as an earth bound angel that could not die, and then Bill set out to heal and help answer prayers for God.

(Heavenly Save)