Kill or save.. forum game.

But then he couldn't breathe, the vest was too tight! [Kill]

Then someone hit the reset button and the whole world started over again, including Bill's life. (Only he was reincarnated as an adult to start with, because that makes sense.)

suddenly the world split in half from the sudden lurch in reality and Bill was sucked into the crevice of doom. (kill)

But the crevice just spat him back out on the other side of the world, which is apparently always China. (Saved by clichéd movie/book stereotype!)

But the Chinese blamed him for the great earth splitting rewind and attacked him angry mob style. (kill)

But then Avatar Aang rose from the Earth, kicked everyone's butt, then explained to Bill that he had grown tired of being peaceful and had decided to take up crime-fighting, like Superman only better.

But of course he had to beat Bill up because Bill looked just like one of China's most wanted.
(die bill, die)

However, Avatar Koora suddenly sprang from the same fissure and confronted Aang, yelling at him for being a stupid twit and breaking the code of the avatar, yada yada yada. Subsequently, she dragged Aang back into Earth then sealed it up again. Bill was luckily left out of that whole argument. (Save!)

Unfortunate as Bill was though, when Koora sealed the earth up again poor Bill's leg was trapped and he was stuck it the closed up earth. (Kill)

But because Bill had a prosthetic leg, it didn't really matter. He just popped on a spare and left the false one in the newly-closed fissure. (SAVE)

But then a giant eagle swooped down and carried off poor little Bill. (eagle food)

But Bill simply ticked the eagle's talons which made it let him go onto a large pit of large pieces of foam. (Save)

But poor unlucky Bill, who's life seemed out to get him had landed in a pit of foam that was being used for government tests. The pile was then zapped by a large beam of elecrity, frying Bill.

But Bill was lightning resistant, so he just turned into a human bolt of lightning (because reasons) and zapped himself out fo the dangerous place. [Save]

Before he was kidnapped and used to power a massive electrical generator by some nameless energy company who would drain him dry [kill]