B-A-N-A-N-A-S (Open to 3)

So she finally decided to do it, lay low, escape from the craziness for a while, become a myth. Eno chose Earth for her get away because it was somewhat advanced and it wasn't connected to the GSA. It was a pretty dull planet from what she heard, nothing to interesting here, a perfect place to jump off the radar.
Now, Captain Nebula was in a rather cozy escape pod, entering Earths atmosphere. Her wrist guard was finally able to enter "The Internet" where she began to download plenty of Earth's history, culture, and most popular and current things. She used the time to go through this when she found some rather interesting files.
"Ooooh, Canada!" Captain Nebula said in her home tongue, changing her course to Canada.

After a few moments, everything began to flash red and sirens began to wail. Something must have hit her and knocked her off course. She was going down a lot faster than before, and things seem to be getting hotter.
"Let me hear you say this #%$& is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This *#$% is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)"
Captain Nebula found some very interesting music on her way down, even though she plummeting to her possible death.

Pieces began to fall off of her pod as she began to get closer to land. The Khosnix would continue singing, unbuckle herself, and throw herself against the wall. This would make the entire pod turn and go to the water below. "Man, Canada has got some interesting music!" Captain Nebula yelled over the music and sirens, hitting the water and throwing the alien through the window.
To the people watching by, this could look almost like an alien attack of some sort.

Well at least Canadians were nice. She was quickly saved from her possible death, and then yelled at by people around her. Eno hopped out of his arms and used her boots to make her fly to solid ground. She landed easily and turned around to where many humans were watching her.
Placing two hands on her hips "Bonjour les humains , ne vous inquiétez pas car je ne suis pas ici pour vous tuer !" Eno spat out in fluent french. She read that in Canada they speak a lot of french and a little bit of English, but she only had time to learn french in her pod.

After receiving a large amount of stares and no responses, Eno looked to the person who saved her. "sont-ils stupides?" She asked him, expecting to know the answer. After a little bit she began to curse in her alien tongue which did seem very... out of this world....

After looking at everyone talking, Eno simply yawned and looked at her wrist computer. She did install a translator in their, maybe that would work.
The alien would be seen smacking the foreign technology on her arm, causing something to shoot out of the escape pod at the bottom of the water. Once it goes in the air, it would explode to say some very vulgar things in french. All of the Humans around Eno seemed to be stopped in time, staring at her, a view even realizing what that meant.

After a few more moments of fiddling with the thing she would murmur a few words angrily in her home language, which the computer would then translate.
"You stupid piece of @&&#^"
Eno's face brightened up, finally she got it to work.
"Letssss see. I need alcohol, a gun, and a...what is that!" The translation was saying, followed by Eno chasing after a stray cat.

After a few moments of chasing around the alien creature, Eno completely changed when she found the blue boy following her. She whipped out her laser gun and pointed it right at him, letting it charge up. She almost seemed like a whole different person than she was two seconds ago. Like a switch was flicked of some sort.
The girl began to speak in her tongue while the wrist computer translated for her. "This gun will #*@^ you up if I hit you. You're body will rip itself apart and turn into a back hole, which will then suck up the entire world around you." The computer told him plainly, Captain Nebula pulling out a matching gun. She now had two of the same "weapons" of mass destruction in her hands.

After a few moments she put the guns back in her pockets, the computer translating for her once again.
"I'm just *!&#ing you." Eno told him again, looking how everyone is reacting to her. It seems like the one girl wasn't too comfortable here, however, the other two seemed more than welcome for an alien. This wasn't good, at this rate the GSA will be here in no time.

The Alien coughed and looked around. She'd already been absorbing some of the language. "My English is no good. But I wish to speak with lady." Captain Nebula coughed out the foreign language, her accent resembling Russian of some sort. It felt strange to speak English, it wasn't any language she's come across before.