25 days of pain IN YOUR FACE!

You know those cheesy "Let's save Christmas" plot ideas? You ain't seen nothin' yet!

*kicks redneck version of self off-stage*

Ahem.

Santa Claus has been around for many hundreds of years. Over the centuries he's had to use different kinds of workers. At the current moment he uses elves, but some time ago he used some breed of ancient goblin. If you believe in that kind of thing.

Kyte sighed, feeling down as he looked at the absolutely magnificent Christmas tree. It was adorned with a golden star at the top, along with an Alduin figurine from Skyrim. Nina was supposed to come over, but what was the point? It's not like he'd ever impress her enough to move anywhere with their relationship.

He looked over to Rico who was also feeling sad, and was not her bubbly self. Kyte frowned; he should just let her go live on her own. He'd never be a good father figure, or a good brother, at that. The life dropped out of Kyte's eyes; life was meaningless. In fact, there was a bottle of bleach in the laundry room. Just a few sips should do the tr-

Kyte heard a rustling in the Christmas tree.

Hold the phone!

Rico looked at him in surprise at the outburst as Kyte lunged forward, plunging his hand into the unknown depths of the tree. He grabbed something, trying to pull it out, and there was some struggle, before it sank its teeth into his hand. Growling, he ripped it out of the tree, and Rico stumbled back at the sight of the thing. It looked like the illegitimate child of Gollum and Osama Bin-Laden's magically talking corpse.

It bit Kyte's hand again, and he smashed it into the wall, crushing its head and ending the thing. Shaking his hand as if to get the pain off, he looked at the goblin, grinning.

I feel better already.

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Okay, so back into regular speaking terms, I thought a sample rp would be a bit of a better explanation. So, these guys are little goblin type things, probably looking like this, I think?



They have the power to literally suck all the joy out of Christmas. I detailed how Kyte was feeling up there, if you didn't see. So I say swarms of these guys are in Jump City.

Any suggestions or responses?

Nina would defiantly join in ^^ if anything else to make sure Kyte didn't kill himself.