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She smacked him in the back of the head after what he said, noting that he could get arrested by admitting such things. "Yeah like these police even believe in aliens. Their skulls are thicker than a Orshint's hide, and that shiz is crazy." He told her as they landed. When he set her down she immediately said that she wasn't robbing a warehouse. "Well of course not, why would I rob my own house?" He asked, walking towards the giant garage door. "Actually I wanted you to meet my grandkids and possibly get rid of them!" He explained as he opened the door, dropping the unconscious guy on a pile of boxes.
When they walked in the girl would notice that everything was mid construction, some walls made out of metal were built while others were just framed at the moment. On top of that there were boxes everywhere, specifically a small wall of boxes that were around a cornered area where his current bed was in.. along with his daughter's bed and grandkids beds!

When they were walking around she kept on saying she wasn't going to kill children? She said it twice.... like that pertained to anything he said?? Girls were weird... Well specifically this girl... Well... he assumed she was a girl, she had sort of a figure and a higher voice? Eh he didn't care enough to really ask. "Good to know??" He told her, raising an eyebrow as he led her to the box wall that contained his room.
Looking around the girl would see that the entire warehouse was under construction, it was huge and there was a bunch of walls going up towards the back. Some places had full metal walls up with doors, but other places were just frames, walls hopefully going up soon. The boxes that were littered everywhere made a wall around a corner where Eric's bed was... along with his kids and grandchildren's beds were. The alien whistled and suddenly barking would ring out and 1 dog ran out and tackled Eric, followed by 7 clumsy puppies.

Ms.Falafel would lick his face, making all of her puppies tackle him and lick him as well. "Ahahaah! Meet the family sweetheart!" He told her between giggles, he was completely under a pile of puppies, and Eric was tall.. "I need to get rid of them somehow." Eric explained, scratching Ms.Falafel's ears and kissing her nose.

The girl said that she wasn't willing to get rid of human kids??? Again.. he had no idea what that had to do with anything but just nodded like he understood. She then proceeded to take off her helmet, showing her hair and face for the first time, yup she was definitely an alien. He didn't know why she got so worked up about it, aliens are rad! He's an alien! And he's the raddest of them all!
She scooted up to him and picked up one of the puppies, saying something about rabbits over dogs, he kind of tuned her out after a bit. "So basically I'm trying to give a few away. Sure I'd love my own dog army but ummm... I don't really have enough food for all of them, I can only buy so many falafels!" He explained, sitting up and pulling a bunch of puppies on his lap to hug them. He really loved dogs, this was probably the only good thing Earth had to offer! Oh! And falafels!!

She said she would help him with putting up flyers, but taking a puppy was a no no because she didn't have a place to live. As soon as she said that a devilish grin formed on his face, followed by him picking up a puppy and stroking it like a cheesy villain from an old movie. "Well well well. You need a place to stay, and I happen to own an entire warehouse with plentyyyy of room and plentyyy of adorable puppies!" He began, still petting his dog like a weirdo. "We can kill people together! Save people together! Feed our puppies! Then eventually make beautiful alien babies!" Eric told her ever so dramatically, looking off as if he was daydreaming about this very scene he played out for her.

Apparently the little lady did not want to make beautiful children with him, she just put his puppy down and put her helmet on again. Eric made an audible 'aweeeee' noise as she got up, the alien still petting his dog. "Fine fine fine, we wont make beautiful babies, we'll make ugly ones!!" He negotiated, picking up two more puppies and lifting them like weights. "But you still owe me one so you better get rid of AT LEAST one dog!" He called out to her, not realizing that killing people was bothering her. Eric was raised on killing people, he had little to no morals, if he did had morals it was when it was convenient for him. Killing people came so natural to him that he didn't even realize other people... didn't do that...

She just kept on walking away, this time taking a puppy with her... Finally! At least that worked. Eric just hopped to his feet and walked to where the unconscious body was laying before dragging him across the floor. "I'm glad we could spend this time together sweet heart! Come back when you can stay longer!" He chimed out, dragging the body behind a wall. When the hero would hear news on the people she stopped, she would notice how only 2 of them got arrested for when she left with Eric, the other guys made an escape somehow. She'd also notice how people assumed she was an accomplice with Eric since he took one of the guys away and starting shooting people randomly. It was not too good for herrr.

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