Character wars!

Zack: *points and laughs*

Me:... What exactly is going on in here?

Zack:*still laughing*

Me: We can leave if we have to...

Zack:*crying from too much laughing, still laughing.*

Me: *Sigh...*

Me: shadow's wings are PINK!! oh and popcorn randomly appears at given times, like right about ...now. *popcorn appears* YEAH!

Jay: *notices Zack* Hey look its my favorite target. Hey Pinky look, meet Trigger happy! And trigger happy, meet this bucket of water, *splashes bucket of water on Zack while he's still laughing and flies off* HA!

Me: *crying with laughter along with everyone else*

Shadow: *sitting depressed in a corner*

Me: Hey now we have a three way war going! FINALLY!

Jay: *grabs scissors and a bucket of water* Come on Shadow, lets go get Mctrigger over there! He gets angry if you get his jacket!

Me: oh no...

Shadow: I don't care about you and Mr. Trigger-Happy's war over there, I want my wings back to normal...

Me: Oh, but they're so pretty now! *sarcasm*

Shadow: *gives me evil look* Change them back right now or I'll commit suicide.

Me: *total shock* Is it really that bad...?

Shadow: You have ten seconds. *lethal cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom randomly appears and Shadow stands on the edge of it* 10, 9, 8...

Me: Okay, okay, I'll change them back! Don't make me write another character application!

Shadow: I thought so. *wings turn black again*

Me: *grumbling* Why does she have to be so good at manipulating me...

Jay: *grab's Shadow's arm* Come on! We have to pull as many pranks on Zack before Silent night logs back in!

Me: you better hurry then.

Shadow: Oh, all right. But when he gets back, I'm going to enjoy watching him take revenge on you.

Me: You have an evil mind, Shadow.

Shadow: Hey, you created me. Don't complain.

Jay: *hands Shadow the scissors* CHAAAAAAARGE!

Me: I think Jay has a sugar high mind. And its stuck that way.

Jay: well if you'd stop giving me those... what are they?

Me: pixie sticks.

Jay: ah yes, I do love pixie sticks... now, back to the trouble making. CHAAAAAAAAARGE!

Me:*sigh*

Shadow: Yeah, yeah.

Me: I bet you're going to regret this later...

Shadow: Shh, don't spoil my fun.

Zack and me: Pixie sticks? Where?

Zack:Hah! you owe me a coke!

Me: ...No. You're hyper enough as it is. And you're carrying three lethal weapons. I really don't think caffeine is such a good idea.

Zack: ... Sad Face.

Me: so, yea. You should probably pay attention to what's going on.

Zack: What for?

Shadow: Oops, he's back. Have fun getting beaten up, Jay. *hands Jay the scissors and flies off to a safe place*

Me: You're a backstabber, you know?

Shadow: Don't I ever get a break from you?

Me: I created you, I can preach as much as I want to. Deal with it.

Shadow: Pshh. You can preach but I'm not listening.

Jay: *looks at scissors in hand* TRAITOR! of well. *drops bucket of water on Zack* MWA HAHAAAA!

Me: dead character flying.

Me: Oh, bad move, Jay...

Shadow: Heheh, finally, revenge... *spots the book Jay stole from her* My book!

Me: Oh, good, you found it. I wanna read it next.

Shadow: When I'm finished it! Don't nag me! *grabs the book and goes back to her safe place*

Jay: Yeah probally, but not as bad as this *snips Zacks jacket sleeve* now that was a bad move, glad I didn't do it.

Me: what?

Jay: *tosses the scissors over by shadow* SHE DID IT! *Flies up high*

Shadow: *chucks he scissors to me*

Me: WTF?! I'm not involved in this!!

Shadow: Now you are. Hey, Zack, my creator did it.

Me: *throws the scissors to foalfire* JAY'S creator did it!!