Kill or save.. forum game.

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:23 pm

But Bill was not allowed to die for he had signed a life long contract stating he would appear in cleaning commercials till the end of time. So he was revived by the miracle of soul selling and continued to appear in Oxyclean commercials, for eternity.

(Save.....I think.)

Guest

However, some of Oxyclean's devout fangirls were upset that Bill decided to sell people's souls for just 25 cents, when people's souls really only were worth a nickle. Bill tried to argue that he had to make a profit (he learned how to mulitply and sell souls in math class), but nevertheles, everyone was still pretty pissed off.

That's why they bought a flock of cassowaries from good ol' Australia to gouge out his intenstines and/or simply trample his to death.

AND THEREFORE, IT WAS SO.

[Kill, if you could not deduce that notion.]

Oh, and this is a cassowary, in all of its colourful and lethal glory:

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:30 pm

Luckily, at the last minute, the good folks at Oxyclean decided to try to protect their new star and employed the well known cassowaries' sworn enemy across the waters in New Zealand known as Kiwis! Thus, the grand tropical bird world war seven (GTBWWVII) began! The war was long and the losses were great, but, eventually, both birds killed each other off and Bill crawled out of the ashes, swearing to make sure that this would be the last GTBWW ever.

(Fueled with a new passion, I'd say this is a save!)

Guest

(You just made my day, Thr33. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.)

However (because reasons that are scientific), the "sparks" from the wonderfully convient explosion (re)BURST INTO FLAMES, AND LO AND BEHOLD,

A PHOENIX WAS BIRTHED!

O>O

This magical phoenix promptly assumed that Bill was its baby, and then even more promptly ate him in an act of spontaneous *assumed* cannibalism.

[ KILL HIM , KILL HIM, DIEEEEEE! ]

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:52 pm

But he was bAd tasting so the pheonix spat him out.
(save)

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:47 pm

At that point, Oxyclean realized that they wasted A LOT of money protecting someone that really wasn't even all that good of a speaker so, they ended their contract Bill! He truly missed his old job and never quite was the same since...
(Well...he died inside... Smile

)

Guest

So Bill in his lonesomeness was found by the guy everybody wants to meet, but no one actually does, unless you’re famous and whatnot. He thought Bill was very amusing and offered him a job at the circus. Bill in all of his desperation agreed. And so Bill was now at the circus. (Save)

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:18 pm

But Bill was clumsy and in the very begining of the circus act fell from the high wire and into the path of the galloping circus performance horses. In a desperate attempt to ecsape their wild hooves he dove into the nearest door, not realizing it was the circus tigers cage and it was in fact feeding time. The tigers eyed him and decided that he must be a new kind of moving food they were allowed to chase and quickly sprung at him.

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:38 pm

( isn't this like bills second time jumping into a cage full of big hungry cats?)

Having experience on how to deal with these type of animals, he quickly tamed the beasts and got out of the cage and entertained the audience with the new tricks he had just taught the big cats. Thus keeping his job and finding a new talent.

(save....I think.)

Guest

But some people found Bill's talent boring so they began to throw food until he slipped into the path of a giant elephants foot, which went to crush his head. (kill)

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:17 pm

But the giant elephant was hungrily devoured by Mega Ultra Chicken and SLifer the Executive Producer, who ignored Bill as they could tell that some weird interdimensional stuff was happening

[Save, and who else can tell I've been watching Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series?]

Guest

But the rip in time caused by the chicken and that other producer guy made an even bigger screw-up in the history of our poor fellow Bill, and thus he was automatically and conveniently popped into the ICE AGE with wooly mammoths, saber-toothed tigers--the works.

Promptly, Bill died of hypothermia.

[ Killed by natural selection! Twisted Evil

]

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:57 am

Years later scientist unfroze bill, reserecting him. They put him in his own exhibit in the zoo believing he was a cave man. He lived happily in a comfortable safe exhibit and is fed three times a day nice large meals.
(save)

Guest

However a fire broke out and killed Bill.

[Kill]

Subject: Re: Kill or save.. forum game. Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:57 pm

but Bills enclosure was mostly ice and so the fire melted the ice making a pool of warm water. Bill sat in the water, staying safe from the flames in shoulder deep water.

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