No guys, I'm just kidding. Of course, there would be an achievement speech. Bloo has done great work on this site ever since I brought her in. She's an excellent roleplayer, and I've known her for years. She has what it takes to do great work on this site. Bloo has never been outside of my trust, and she's never given me a reason to doubt her performance. Hell, she even sets me right when I'm doing something bad.
So I give you your new Global Moderator, the oatmeal raisin cook- oh, I mean Bloo.